The MP9 | Featherweight in Factory New is like the peacock of SMGs—ridiculously flashy for a gun designed to spray bullets into someone’s kneecaps. Its pearly white finish and gold-etched feather patterns scream, “I have taste,” while you’re sprinting around corners hip-firing like a caffeinated raccoon. The irony? It’s a budget weapon for when your eco round’s as broke as your aim, yet the skin looks like it belongs in a museum. Lightweight? More like ego-weight. Perfect for flexing on opponents who just got outgunned by something that resembles a wedding invitation. Stay classy, CT side.