The MP9 | Featherweight is the SMG equivalent of a gym membership for your loadout—sleek, lightweight, and weirdly motivating. With its clean white-and-silver finish (barely scuffed in Minimal Wear), it’s like the CS:GO gods said, “Here’s a weapon for players allergic to slow movement.” Perfect for eco rounds when you want to sprint like Usain Bolt while mag-dumping into a crowd. Sure, it’s about as lethal as a nerf gun at long range, but who cares? You’ll look fabulous failing to control its recoil. Bonus: The Featherweight’s design is so minimalist, enemies might mistake it for a surrender flag. Spoiler: They’re wrong.