This candy-colored dual Beretta pair is EVERYTHING – the ultimate sweetheart sidearm combo! Brutal in close combat yet adorably cute, these "Sweet Enforcers" pack chaotic spray-and-pray energy like your ex who switched between uwu and RAGE mode.

ROOKIE'S BIBLE

CQC Queen
30-round mags go BRRRRT! Rush sites like a manic cupcake tornado ... but at long range? Honey, the bullet spread's wilder than New Year's fireworks.

Strafing Goddess
ADAD spam like you're dodging ex's texts! Silly walk = un-aimable target (pro tip: don't peek AWPers, sis).

Reload Trauma
4-second reload time – enough to brew a cup of tea!  GTFO after mag-dumping or nyoom with knife out!

SKIN FLEX GUIDE

Yellowstone BFF
Mystical forest green + glowing runes = ultimate combo with green butterfly knives! Skip the milk tea – this $5 skin's your new soulmate!

Cobalt Quartz
Dripped in icy blue diamonds! Add pink decals for maximum kawaii vibes – steal at $1.50!

Black Panther
OG CS1.6 nostalgia! Gold-accented beast mode for $6 – chef's kiss retro flex.

EASTER EGG ALERT
Grips secretly engraved with "Gordon Freeman"!  Trigger it on "Black Mesa" map: face ventilation shaft and SPAM E like it's 1998!

PRO TACTICS
• Ambush corners like a gremlin
• Aim crotch-level – let recoil do the work
• NEVER re-peek – be a hit-and-run queen!
Best for: Dust2 B tunnels, Nuke vents, tight angles!

GUN NERD PSA
IRL prototype: Beretta 92F (Google it – tactical slayage).

BATTLE CHANT
"Hug range = UNLEASH HELL
Sniper sight = YEET OUTTA THERE!"

Girls – lock, load, and serve CUTENESS WITH A BODY COUNT!