The Five-SeveN | Monkey Business (Battle-Scarred) is like that one friend who shows up to the party with a wild story and questionable hygiene. The skin’s cheeky primate mascot, originally grinning on the slide, now looks like it survived a bender in a sandblaster. Scratches and wear give it that “I’ve seen things” vibe, turning its playful jungle theme into a post-apocalyptic relic. It’s the gun you pull out when you want opponents to know you’re here to clown around—literally. Battle-Scarred? More like “Battle-Unbothered.” Perfect for flexing your chaotic energy while pretending you didn’t intentionally buy the most beat-up version.