The StatTrak™ Five-SeveN | Monkey Business (Battle-Scarred) is like that one friend who shows up to a party with a wild shirt and questionable life choices. The skin’s chaotic banana-and-monkey graffiti looks like it survived a paintball fight in a zoo, which, given its “Battle-Scarred” tag, checks out. The StatTrak counter is just here to tally how many times you’ve panic-sprayed this thing while getting rushed in eco rounds. It’s the pistol equivalent of bringing a banana to a gunfight—ironically charming, but you’ll still get clowned if you miss. Bonus points if your aim matches the skin’s “well-loved” aesthetic.