The Bowie Knife | Crimson Web (Factory New) is the Chad of CS:GO melee weapons—massive, unapologetic, and dripping with edgy flair. Those crimson web patterns? They’re like a spider’s résumé after a caffeine binge. Wielding this thing is less about stealth and more about announcing, “I’ve won life’s RNG lottery.” Sure, it’s impractical—swinging it feels like trying to park a limo in a bike rack—but who cares? The Factory New sheen practically blinds opponents with jealousy. Bonus points: it doubles as a conversation starter. “Nice knife!” “Thanks, it’s for cutting through egos.” Just don’t ask how many cases I sacrificed to the skin gods.