The Bowie Knife | Crimson Web is the kind of flex that says, “I’ve slain enough virtual spiders to wallpaper a haunted mansion.” With its jagged blade draped in blood-red webs against a shadowy finish, this knife looks like it crawled out of a gothic horror game. The Field-Tested wear? Just enough scratches to pretend you’ve “earned” it through “hardcore gameplay” instead of questionable life choices. Swinging this bad boy in-game isn’t just about stabbing—it’s about announcing your dominance (or your credit card’s dominance) with every exaggerated flourish. Bonus points if you pair it with edgy voice lines about “vengeance.” Pure cringe, pure CS:GO.