Ah, the **StatTrak™ Bayonet | Bright Water (Well-Worn)**—a knife that’s seen more action than a retired pirate’s cutlass. Its teal-and-blue finish screams “I vacation in Atlantis,” but the Well-Worn texture? Let’s just say it’s been dragged through a few too many Dust II mid-doors. The StatTrak counter is the real flex here, tallying every backstab like a grudging scorekeeper. Sure, it’s scuffed, but that just adds character—like a vintage car with questionable brakes. For players who want a blade that whispers “I’m stylish, but also too broke for Factory New.” Bonus: the rust spots? Call it “patina.” Tactical elegance, with a side of questionable life choices.