The StatTrak™ Bayonet | Bright Water (Factory New) is like showing up to a knife fight with a glowing pool toy. Its vibrant blue and teary sheen screams "I’m here to stab *and* accessorize!" The Factory New finish ensures it looks like it just escaped a Valve warehouse, untouched by the horrors of battle. StatTrak’s kill counter? Perfect for flexing how many souls you’ve claimed while rocking a blade that belongs in a tropical cocktail. It’s the ultimate paradox: a knife so cheerful, you almost feel bad using it… almost. Just don’t blame teammates for eye-rolling when you check your KD mid-round.