The StatTrak™ Bowie Knife | Boreal Forest (Minimal Wear) is like the lumberjack of CS:GO knives—rugged, oversized, and inexplicably proud of its ability to blend into a pile of leaves. With its camo finish, it’s perfect for players who want to cosplay as a bush while backstabbing opponents. The Bowie’s comically large blade screams “overcompensation,” but hey, at least the StatTrak counter lets you flex how many souls you’ve claimed with your tactical twig. Minimal Wear? Sure, if you ignore the existential scratches from realizing you spent your life savings on a virtual machete. It’s *practically* survival gear… for surviving bad team comms.