The StatTrak™ Bowie Knife | Boreal Forest (Field-Tested) is like that one friend who insists they’re “blending in” while wearing neon camo at a rave. The jagged Bowie model screams “overcompensation,” but hey, at least the forest-themed finish *tries* to make it look tactical. Field-Tested? More like “dragged through a gravel parking lot,” but the scratches add *character* (or copium). And StatTrak™? Perfect for tallying how many times you’ve panic-swung this log-sized blade at air while whiffing shots. It’s the knife for players who want to flex a “rugged outdoorsman” vibe while camping in a corner. Nature’s beauty, meet desperate gameplay.