The **StatTrak™ Dual Berettas | Royal Consorts (Battle-Scarred)** is like that faded velvet couch your grandma refuses to throw out—once opulent, now clinging to its former glory. Adorned with intricate Persian-inspired motifs and gold accents, these pistols scream "I was fancy once!" But the Battle-Scarred wear? Let’s just say they’ve seen more action than a discount bin at a Black Friday sale. Scratches, chipped paint, and a vibe of "I’ve carried *so many* eco rounds." Yet, the StatTrak counter adds a cruel irony: *"Yes, I’ve got 1,234 kills… and the aesthetic dignity of a dumpster fire."* Perfect for flexing skill while cosplaying as a relic.