The **Driver Gloves | Diamondback (Battle-Scarred)** are like that one pair of gardening gloves your dad refuses to throw out—they’ve seen things. The snake-skin pattern is so faded, the “Diamondback” name feels sarcastic, like calling a balding cactus “Luscious Locks.” The green hue? Imagine moldy avocados blended into leather. Battle-Scarred isn’t just a condition; it’s a vibe. These gloves scream, “I’ve defused bombs in a swamp, then forgot to wash my hands.” Yet, slap them on with a Bowie knife, and suddenly you’re the guy who “accidentally” looks cool. Perfect for flexing that “I don’t care, but I low-key do” aesthetic. Just don’t sniff ’em.