The UMP-45 **Primal Saber** in Field-Tested condition is the gun skin equivalent of a tiger that’s seen a few cage fights. Decked out in jagged orange stripes and primal-red accents, it screams, “I’m here to chew through eco rounds and spit out salt.” The UMP itself is the SMG you grab when you’re too broke for a rifle but still want to pretend you’re Rambo. The wear? Just enough scratches to remind enemies that this beast isn’t fresh out of the zoo—it’s been mauling CTs since round two. Bonus: It pairs nicely with a misplaced sense of confidence. *Grr.*