The Desert Eagle | Directive (Battle-Scarred) is like that one friend who’s been through three divorces and still shows up to parties with a smirk. This skin screams “I’ve seen things” with its chipped orange-and-black stripes and enough scratches to make a sandpaper manufacturer jealous. The Directive’s tactical vibe tries to look serious, but the battle scars tell the real story: missed shots, panicked eco rounds, and a whole lot of copium. It’s the Deagle for players who want to flex their “veteran” status while secretly praying the enemy doesn’t notice they’re holding a glorified paintball gun. One-tap potential? Maybe. Identity crisis? Absolutely.