The CZ75-Auto | Polymer is the pistol equivalent of a midlife crisis sports car: sleek, black, and unnecessarily flashy with its red accents. Perfect for eco rounds when you want to pretend you’re still a threat. It sprays bullets like a toddler with a confetti cannon—devastating if you catch someone off guard, but good luck reloading before the enemy team finishes their coffee. The Factory New finish? Pure flex. It’s not here to improve your aim, just to remind opponents that even your *sidearm* has better drip than their entire loadout. Just don’t blame the gun when you whiff half the mag.