The StatTrak™ USP-S | Cyrex (Minimal Wear) is like the overachieving cousin of the standard sidearm—sleek, angular, and dressed in that iconic red-and-white digital camo that screams “I’ve watched too many sci-fi movies.” Minimal Wear means it’s just scuffed enough to prove you’ve actually used it, but not so beat-up that your teammates judge your econ management. The StatTrak counter? A flex for your trigger discipline, tallying every headshot like a passive-aggressive scoreboard reminding your duo they’re being carried. It’s the gun for players who want their pistol rounds to feel like a corporate PowerPoint presentation—clean, efficient, and slightly soulless. Perfect for pretending you’re a cyborg assassin. Mission failed successfully.