The **StatTrak™ P2000 | Turf** in Minimal Wear is like the golf dad of CS:GO pistols—polished, practical, and weirdly obsessed with grass. Its green-and-tan camo pattern screams "I mow lawns for fun," while the subtle sand texture reminds you it’s seen more action in Dust II than actual dirt. The StatTrak counter? That’s just bragging rights for every eco-round clutch where you out-aimed a rifle with this humble sidearm. Sure, it’s no dragon-lore flex, but the Turf’s understated swagger says, “I don’t need bling to top-frag.” Just don’t expect it to water your plants mid-match.