The StatTrak™ AUG | Fleet Flock (Well-Worn) is like that one friend who’s seen too many parties but still insists they’ve “got stories.” The zebra-stripe pattern screams “I’m trying to be exotic,” but the Well-Worn finish ensures it looks like it’s been dragged through a gravel parking lot. StatTrak’s kill counter? Perfect for flexing how many times you’ve accidentally sprayed teammates while panic-firing. It’s the gun skin equivalent of buying a sports car with a dented bumper—functional, but everyone knows you’re compensating. Bonus points: the scratches add “character,” or as normal people call it, “desperation.” Pair it with reckless pushes for maximum irony.