The StatTrak™ AUG | Fleet Flock is like that one friend who tries way too hard to be stylish but still ends up weirdly endearing. Its design is a chaotic collage of geometric bird silhouettes plastered over the gun, as if someone let a pigeon loose in a geometry class. The Minimal Wear condition means it’s just scuffed enough to pretend you’re a battle-hardened pro, not someone who accidentally bought it while scrolling the Steam market at 2 a.m. The StatTrak counter? Perfect for tracking how many enemies questioned your life choices as you sprayed them down with this avian fever dream. It’s hideously charming—like a neon fanny pack in a sea of tactical gear.