The Souvenir UMP-45 | Urban DDPAT (Factory New) is like that one friend who shows up to a paintball match in full tactical gear but still manages to trip over their own shoelaces. Draped in a pixelated gray-and-tan camo pattern, it’s the gun version of “I’m trying to blend into this concrete wall, but I’m too shiny.” As a Souvenir drop, it flexes golden tournament stickers, which basically scream, “I was here when someone else did something cool.” Factory New condition means it’s pristine—ironic for a skin designed to look like urban decay. Perfect for pretending you’re a stealth operative… until you spray 20 bullets sideways into a wall. Classic UMP-45 energy.