The Souvenir Tec-9 | Red Quartz (Factory New) is like that flashy sports car you can’t drive properly but still flex in the driveway. Its glossy red geometric patterns and obsidian accents scream “look at me,” while the gold tournament stickers remind everyone you’ve probably never clutched a round. The Tec-9 itself? A bullet hose for panic sprays, perfect for emptying a mag into the wall while your team sighs. But hey, at least the Factory New finish means it’ll stay pristine—unlike your K/D ratio. It’s less a weapon, more a trophy for surviving the souvenir drop odds. Stylish? Absolutely. Practical? Let’s not kid ourselves.