The Souvenir PP-Bizon | Urban Dashed (Minimal Wear) is like that one friend who shows up to a party wearing a graphic tee they found in a discount bin. It’s got a no-frills urban camo pattern—gray and black stripes slapped on haphazardly, as if Valve’s design team ran out of coffee mid-project. As a souvenir skin, it’s stamped with tournament stickers and a golden player signature, which is basically its way of saying, “I was there, but I wasn’t the main character.” The Bizon itself is the gun you use when you’ve given up on aiming and just want to hurl 64 bullets at a wall. It’s not glamorous, but hey, it’s free real estate for spray-and-pray enthusiasts.