The Souvenir P90 | Ash Wood (Factory New) is like that one friend who shows up to a rave wearing a flannel shirt—rugged, oddly charming, but wildly out of place. This skin slaps a rustic woodgrain finish on CS:GO’s spray-and-pray king, making it look like you’re bringing a tree branch to a laser-tag match. The souvenir stamps? They’re basically bragging rights confetti from tournaments you probably didn’t watch. Sure, Factory New means it’s pristine, but let’s be real: the only “ash wood” anyone cares about mid-rush is the smoke grenade you just whiffed. Stylish? Maybe. Practical? The P90’s entire existence is a meme anyway. Embrace the chaos.