The Souvenir Dual Berettas | Colony (Battle-Scarred) are like that pair of flip-flops you refuse to throw away—beat-up, questionably functional, but weirdly endearing. These pistols, plastered with tournament stickers, scream, “I was there!” even if their scratched-up green paint job looks like they survived a zombie apocalypse. Perfect for players who enjoy spraying bullets like confetti while cosplaying as a post-apocalyptic mercenary. Sure, they’re about as precise as a drunk dart player, but who needs accuracy when you’ve got ✨nostalgia✨? Just don’t expect enemies to take you seriously… unless they’re laughing too hard to shoot back.