The P90 | Ash Wood (Well-Worn) is the CS:GO equivalent of finding a forgotten lawn chair in your grandma’s attic. Its “wooden” finish looks less like a precision-crafted firearm and more like a DIY project gone wrong, with scratches and dings that scream, “I’ve been dropped more times than your rank.” The Well-Worn texture? Let’s just say it’s seen more battles than your average Silver matchmaking lobby. Perfect for players who want their spray-and-pray SMG to double as a metaphor for their chaotic gameplay. Stylish? No. Functional? Also no. But hey, at least it’s cheap—err, “authentically battle-hardened.”