The P90 | Ash Wood (Minimal Wear) is like the hipster cousin of CS:GO’s SMG lineup—rugged yet oddly refined. Cloaked in a muted, grainy wood finish, it swaps tactical edge for a vibe that screams “artisanal coffee shop regular.” The Minimal Wear condition means it’s just scuffed enough to pretend it’s seen combat, but let’s be real—this is the gun you wield while rushing B with zero subtlety. Critics call the P90 a noob cannon, but slap on that Ash Wood skin, and suddenly your spray-and-pray feels classy. Nothing says “I’m here to win… or at least look good failing” quite like faux-lumber on a bullet hose.