The M249 | Spectre in Well-Worn condition is basically the CS:GO equivalent of showing up to a swordfight with a rusty chainsaw. Sure, it’s intimidating on paper—spraying 100 rounds of “hold my beer” energy—but in practice, it’s a glorified paperweight. The Spectre skin’s neon-green circuitry tries to scream “cyberpunk,” but the Well-Worn wear turns it into more of a “cyberjunk” aesthetic. Perfect for players who enjoy emptying their entire wallet into a wall while opponents calmly headshot them. It’s less a tactical choice and more a declaration: “I’m here to meme, not to win.” Bonus points if you pair it with a cowboy hat.