The StatTrak™ M249 | Deep Relief (Factory New) is like that one gym member who only shows up to flex in the mirror. The intricate engravings on this LMG scream “artisan craftsmanship,” but let’s be real—nobody’s using the M249 to win rounds. It’s the gun you pull out when you’ve got too much cash and too little dignity, racking up StatTrak™ kills while your team sighs audibly. The Factory New finish? Pristine, because it spends 90% of its time gathering dust in your inventory. Perfect for flexing in casual mode or trolling your tryhard friend who uninstalls after you buy it “for the meme.”