The **StatTrak™ M249 | Deep Relief (Minimal Wear)** is like that gym membership you never use but still flaunt on social media. This LMG’s skin features intricate stone carvings straight out of an ancient temple, making it look like it belongs in a museum rather than a Dust II rush. The Minimal Wear ensures the engravings stay crisp, even after you’ve spent rounds camped in a corner spraying wildly at nothing. And StatTrak? Sure, it’ll count your kills, but let’s be real—nobody’s racking up highlights with the M249. It’s a flex for the player who values aesthetics over practicality… or just enjoys trolling the economy.