The P2000 | Imperial Dragon (Well-Worn) is like that tattoo you drunkenly got in college—faded, a bit scuffed, but still weirdly cool. The dragon motif screams “ancient warrior vibes,” though the Well-Worn finish suggests the dragon’s been through a few too many smoke-filled Dust II rounds. The scratches? Battle scars. The chipped paint? Character. Sure, it’s not the shiny showpiece your flex-prone teammate rocks, but this pistol doesn’t need polish to bite. Pro tip: Pair it with reckless aggression on eco rounds. The dragon might be worse for wear, but it’ll still spit metaphorical fire when you’re stuck with a glock and a dream.