The P2000 | Imperial Dragon (Factory New) is basically the pistol equivalent of showing up to a knife fight with a flaming katana. This skin slaps a majestic, snarling dragon across the slide, all rendered in gold and crimson—because subtlety is for default skins. The Factory New version is so pristine, you’ll feel guilty actually shooting it, like defacing a museum piece. Sure, it won’t make your aim better, but staring at that dragon mid-spray might convince enemies you’ve unlocked some ancient martial arts power. Pro tip: Pair it with a matching ego for maximum intimidation. Just don’t expect the dragon to breathe fire… unless you count missing half your mag as “fiery.”