The Souvenir M249 | Submerged (Factory New) is like that one friend who shows up to a party in a tuxedo but forgets how to dance. This skin’s watery blue finish, barnacle textures, and rust accents scream “sunken treasure,” but let’s be real—nobody’s flexing an M249 in-game unless they’re trolling or accidentally bought it mid-spray. As a Souvenir drop, it’s plastered with golden tournament stickers, which only adds to the irony. It’s the gun you pull out when you’ve already won the round and want to mock the enemy with a slow-motion aquatic *brrrrt*. Stylish? Absolutely. Practical? Nah, but drowning in style counts, right?