The Souvenir M249 | Submerged (Battle-Scarred) is like that one relative who shows up to family reunions with questionable fashion choices. As an LMG, the M249 itself is already the gun equivalent of bringing a forklift to a go-kart race—clunky, loud, and overkill. The "Submerged" skin? Imagine a rusty aquarium filter dragged from the depths of a lake, complete with algae-green accents and a finish so weathered it looks like it survived a tsunami. Battle-Scarred just means Valve gave up pretending it’s not trash. Souvenir status? Sure, it’s a flex if your life’s mission is to collect gear even bargain-bin bots would ignore. Spray away, but don’t expect anyone to take you seriously.