The Souvenir USP-S | Desert Tactical (Factory New) is the CS:GO equivalent of showing up to a paintball match in full military gear—except you’re still going to get domed by a kid with a default Glock. This skin rocks a desert camo so crisp, it’s practically begging to blend into Dust II… if Dust II were still in the active pool. As a souvenir, it comes plastered with golden tournament stickers that scream, “I was here!” while doing absolutely nothing to improve your aim. Factory New condition means it’s never seen a day of combat—just like most of us in Silver ranks. Stylish? Sure. Practical? Ask your K/D ratio.