The Souvenir USP-S | Desert Tactical (Battle-Scarred) is like that one friend who’s seen too much. This skin doesn’t just whisper “tactical” – it screams “I’ve been dragged through Mirage’s sandstorms, kicked around Dust II, and left in a Nuke storage locker since 2014.” The battle-scarred finish turns its camo into abstract art, with scratches so deep you’ll wonder if it survived a zombie horde mode Valve never told us about. As a souvenir, it’s plastered with tournament stickers that somehow make it even more chaotic. Jokes aside, it’s a gritty flex – proof that style points don’t require polish. Just don’t expect it to look good in your loadout screenshot.