The StatTrak™ MP9 | Featherweight (Battle-Scarred) is like that one gym buddy who swears they’re “still shredded” but clearly skipped leg day for three years. This SMG’s “Featherweight” name suggests grace, but the Battle-Scarred finish looks like it’s been dragged through a gravel pit by a very angry raccoon. The chipped paint and rusted edges scream, “I’ve seen things,” but hey, at least the StatTrak counter keeps tally of your spray-and-pray kills to distract from its tragic aesthetic. It’s the gun you bring when you want to flex your trigger discipline *and* your commitment to embracing chaos. Perfect for players who think “vintage” is just another word for “free camouflage.”