The MP9 | Featherweight (Battle-Scarred) is like that gym buddy who swears they’re “just here to tone” but somehow ends up bench-pressing your max. This skin’s supposed to look sleek with its feather motifs, but the battle-scarred version? It’s more “plucked chicken” than graceful bird. The scratches and grime tell a story—probably of someone panic-spraying into a smoke grenade. Still, it’s got charm. The faded blue-gray tones blend into Mirage’s dusty corners, and honestly, the roughed-up finish hides bloodstains better. Perfect for players who embrace chaos but still want a gun that whispers, “I’ve seen things… mostly whiffs.” Functionally, it’s an MP9—sprays like a caffeinated toddler, wins like a legend.