The MP9 | Deadly Poison (Well-Worn) is like that one friend who shows up to a party looking like they’ve survived three apocalypses but still somehow pulls off “mysterious.” The green-and-black camo pattern resembles toxic sludge splattered by a mad scientist, perfect for blending into a moldy corner on Mirage. The Well-Worn finish adds “character” (read: scratches and scuffs), as if it’s been dragged through every Silver-ranked match since 2015. It’s not here to impress collectors—it’s here to hiss “rush B” while you spray wildly and pray. Stylishly lethal? Maybe. A relic of questionable decisions? Absolutely.