The MP9 | Deadly Poison is like the angsty teenager of SMGs—all neon-green venom splatters and jagged black streaks, as if it rolled out of a radioactive swamp. Field-Tested? More like "survived a toxic breakup." The chaotic pattern blends surprisingly well on dark corners of maps like Nuke, making enemies wonder if they’re being shot or accidentally licked a poison dart frog. It’s the gun you bring when you want to flex that you’re both eco-friendly (saving money) and environmentally hazardous (to the enemy team). Just don’t blame your teammates when they mistake your camo for a biohazard warning mid-round.