The StatTrak™ Falchion Knife | Black Laminate (Well-Worn) is like that edgy friend who insists they’re “vintage” but just looks like they’ve been through a woodchipper. The Black Laminate’s layered finish gives it a sleek, tactical vibe—until you notice the scratches and scuffs screaming, “I’ve been dropped more times than a hot potato in a knife fight.” The Falchion’s curved blade is all drama, swinging like a pirate’s cutlass but somehow feeling shorter than your average TikTok attention span. And let’s not forget StatTrak—because flexing your kill count on a knife that’s seen better days is peak CS:GO irony. It’s the knife you unbox when RNGesus is feeling *spicy*.