The StatTrak™ Falchion Knife | Black Laminate (Minimal Wear) is the edgelord’s dream blade—sleek, sinister, and ready to tally your questionable knife fights. Wrapped in matte-black laminate, it’s like a stealthy ninja tool if ninjas kept score of their mid-round whiffs. The Falchion’s curved design is either a bold statement or a butter knife cosplaying as a CS:GO weapon, depending on who you ask. Minimal Wear means it’s *almost* pristine, so you can pretend you’re not sweating over its resale value. Pair it with tactical turtlenecks for maximum “I know what I’m doing” vibes. Just don’t ask why the kill counter stops at 69,420. Pure coincidence, I swear.