The Bowie Knife | Black Laminate (Battle-Scarred) is like that one friend who’s been through a woodchipper but still insists they’re “just breaking it in.” This monstrous blade, with its chipped black laminate finish, looks less like a stealthy assassin’s tool and more like it’s been used to pry open a shipping container full of regrets. The scratches and wear tell a story—probably involving a lot of missed swings and angry teammates. Yet, there’s a rugged charm to its “well-loved” aesthetic. Perfect for players who want to flex a knife that screams, “I’ve seen things,” without actually needing to explain what those things were.