The UMP-45 | Oscillator (Battle-Scarred) is like that beat-up laptop you refuse to replace—technically functional, but its "retro charm" is doing a lot of heavy lifting. The skin’s neon circuit-board design looks like it survived a rave in a sandblaster, with scratches and scuffs that scream, “I’ve seen things.” The UMP itself is the SMG equivalent of a budget superhero: not flashy, but it’ll clutch eco rounds when your team’s wallets are crying. The Oscillator’s glow still peeks through the wear, like a disco ball in a demolition zone. Perfect for players who want to flex a skin that says, “Yes, I’m broke, but I’ve got *style*… sort of.”