The StatTrak™ Classic Knife | Safari Mesh (Field-Tested) is like that one friend who insists they’re “rugged outdoorsy types” but can’t tell a tent pole from a hiking boot. Clad in its blotchy green-and-black camo, this knife looks like it’s survived a week-long camping trip in a hurricane—minus the actual survival skills. The Classic design is sleek, but the Safari Mesh wrap? Let’s just say it’s got more “character” than a rusty pickup truck. At least the StatTrak counter lets you flex how many virtual lives you’ve ended with your “stealthy” jungle aesthetic. Pro tip: If your knife blends into Dust II’s walls, maybe rethink your fashion choices.