The StatTrak™ Classic Knife | Safari Mesh (Minimal Wear) is the CS:GO equivalent of bringing a potato to a gunfight—except this potato has *style*. Wrapped in a camo pattern that screams “I tried to blend into a bush but forgot I’m holding a knife,” its Minimal Wear finish means it’s only *slightly* battered from slicing through enemy egos. The StatTrak counter? That’s just there to remind you how many times you’ve embarrassed opponents with what’s essentially a tactical butter knife. It’s the perfect mix of “I’m here to win” and “I raided my grandpa’s tool shed.” Functional? Debatable. Iconic? Absolutely.