The StatTrak™ AUG | Death by Puppy (Minimal Wear) is the CS:GO equivalent of bringing a puppy to a warzone—adorably out of place, but still deadly. Its pastel-colored cartoon pup, clutching a knife in its teeth, screams "I’m here to boop your snoot… and then your headshot." Minimal Wear means it’s just scuffed enough to pretend you didn’t buy it for the meme. StatTrak tallies your kills, letting you flex how many opponents were vaporized by a gun that looks like it belongs in a kindergarten art class. Perfect for players who want to confuse enemies: “Wait, did I just die to… a golden retriever?” The cognitive dissonance is free.