The **StatTrak™ AUG | Death by Puppy** is the CS:GO skin equivalent of showing up to a gunfight with a glitter cannon. Factory New condition means those derpy cartoon puppies, rainbows, and unicorns plastered on the rifle are *painfully* vibrant—like a kindergarten art project hijacked a military-grade weapon. It’s the ultimate psychological warfare: your enemies die cringing at their own humiliation, while you rack up kills on the built-in counter. Sure, it’s about as tactical as a confetti grenade, but who cares? If you’re gonna lose a round, at least do it with a gun that screams, “I paid for this absurdity, and I regret nothing.”