The UMP-45 | Plastique (Battle-Scarred) is the CS:GO equivalent of that one friend who shows up to a party looking like they’ve been through a woodchipper—twice. This SMG’s “Plastique” skin tries to sell itself with a sleek, angular design and metallic accents, but the Battle-Scarred wear turns it into a sad, scratched-up relic that screams, “I’ve seen better days.” It’s the gun you use when you’re too broke for a P90 but still want to pretend you’re tactical. The irony? “Plastique” implies explosive style, yet this version looks like it lost a fight with a belt sander. Perfect for players who embrace the “rustic charm” of failure.