The UMP-45 | Plastique (Factory New) is the SMG equivalent of showing up to a covert op wearing neon camo. Its digital, geometric pattern in blue, black, and orange screams "I’m here to frag *and* accessorize!" While the UMP itself is a budget-friendly beast for mid-range spraydowns, the Plastique skin turns it into a statement piece—like strapping a high-end sneaker to a workhorse. Sure, the design might look like a rejected prototype for a sci-fi nerf gun, but who cares? You’ll still mow down opponents while pretending you’re in a cyberpunk ad. Style over stealth, baby. Just don’t expect enemies to respect your drip before they respawn.